Install one of those blocks in a popular ATM machine that take information from people’s credit cards so you can steal some money: 01/03

If fraud is your thing and you want to spend money on some songs then why not install one of those blocks in a popular ATM machine that take information from people’s credit cards so you can steal some money to buy music? Because it’s illegal and it’s less hassle to illegally download in the comfort of your own home? WELL YOU CAN’T ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD CLOTHES CAN YOU?! AHA! You’ve already got clothes and the reason you illegally download songs is just because you can and you don’t know anyone personally that’s been done for illegally downloading anyway so who cares? Hmm.

Anyway…

Ali Love – Love Harder

This has been available as a download on the internet for ages and a legal one at that so it makes perfect sense to release it on a 12″ record now. And why not? The song’s very good. Because you’re not from the 80s and don’t own something as ridiculous and space-stealing as a record player? Neither do we. We had to throw ours away because it didn’t work properly and listening to music hasn’t been the same since. Except it has. We are just being melodramatic and romanticising about a lost era that isn’t lost because it never existed.

Avril Lavigne – Alice

We used to quite like Avril Lavigne but this? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. TOO FUNNY FOR WORDS EXCEPT FOR THE WORDS THAT YOU’RE SEEING ON THE SCREEN.

Daisy Dares You – Number One Enemy (feat. Chipmunk)

Daisy is like Avril Lavigne when she’s not being rubbish a young Courtney Love *ahem* and this is quite a good song about not being your sister’s number one enemAAAAY We reviewed this quite a while ago.

Fe-Nix – Swagga

We were surprised to find out that they’re British because someone’s definitely made them to be similar to American girl groups in terms of their ‘look’, video, name and name of the song. The song itself actually sounds like a song by a British girl group despite the whole “swagga” and “flossin’” thing and overall is quite good.

Gorillaz – Stylo (feat. Mos Def & Bobby Womack)

Our friend said the other day that Gorillaz had gone shit and pop. It’s not shit and they’ve always been pop.

Ke$ha feat. 3OH!3 – Blah Blah Blah

She’s not Jesus. She’s not Satan. She’s just another female singer collaborating with 3OH!3 on a quite listenable song.

Mumford and Sons – The Cave

Anaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasomethingsomethinganaaaaaaaaaaasomethingsomethingsomethingsomethingsomethinganeck. Thumbs up.

New Young Pony Club – Chaos

This doesn’t disappoint because New Young Pony Club were extremely pointless in the first place.

Tinashe – Mayday

This guy is one of those up and coming types and this song is quite good. This is out on a 10″ record. SIGHS GALORE.

Teenagersintokyo – Peter Pan

THIS IS A BLOG ON THE INTERNET SO THIS SONG MUST BE FEATURED ON IT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.

Tinie Tempah – Pass Out

If we don’t stop this new releases list soon we’ll pass out. A good song. Well done Tinie. And finally, a rest for us.

Verdict: Isn’t owning ears delightful? Hopefully they’ll be able to help you out when it comes to choosing which songs to buy.